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ELAINE: an eighteen year old college freshman from california. no, not that california.

more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

sangorox:

when a fandom you’re not in gets an update you don’t care about

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ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

emmbutt:

popoppy:

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky
the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

emmbutt:

popoppy:

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky

the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

I’m not crazy. I’m unique.

brownandwhat:

honestly the thought of marriage scares me. what if one day you wake up and your husband/wife just doesn’t love you anymore

being in a fandom long term: urrrrrrrrrrgh not this shitty argument again we've covered this
Star-Lord.

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

bradtitt:

i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them

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