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ELAINE: an eighteen year old college freshman from california. no, not that california.

televisionamist:

Wait, this is a different joke than: 

madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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Excellent gif use

itsjustfirealarms:

chokesoftly:

[PUNCHES A HOLE THROUGH YOUR WALL] QUIT YOUR SCHOOL WE’RE STARTING AN EMO BAND

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capt-spacedick:

highdie:

thankyouforthedildos:

you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.
my idol

I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THERE WAS A GUY OMG FAB

I laughed so hard I farted

capt-spacedick:

highdie:

thankyouforthedildos:

you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.

my idol

I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THERE WAS A GUY OMG FAB

I laughed so hard I farted

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

getoffmybloghoe:

The sensual touch of the person putting your thumb down in seven up

Paul’s reaction when Ringo said/did something

trauntwave:


30 day Fall Out Boy Challenge day 1: Favourite song


Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes

trauntwave:

30 day Fall Out Boy Challenge day 1: Favourite song
Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes

blonde-bookworm:

Sometimes I forget that not everyone knows everything that ever happened in the Harry Potter Universe.

sixpenceee:

So usually before I go to sleep I like to stretch out my spine

yesterday I was finishing up hw at 3 AM in the living room. My brother came downstairs for water while I was doing this

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But what he saw was this

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All the neighbors woke up 

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”