ELAINE: an eighteen year old college freshman from california. no, not that california.
sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them
*walks into school*
Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
Props to my 6 year old self for calling out bullshit at an early age.
am mostly amazed that this 6-year-old already has the your vs. you’re game on lock